PLAY IT BEFORE IT'S ON STEAM!
For PC
 
The Final Bam presents a new kind of dating simulation- one that SKIPS ALL THAT MUSHY SHIT.
 
We all know how Dungeons and Dragons campaigns begin: In a tavern, rolling to bang the first available human-adjacent hottie. Jump into the world inspired by my very first (and very thirsty) Wood-elf Rogue and play the game you always wanted to: COLLECTING BEDPOST NOTCHES. FUCK THE MISSION.
 
 
Rated M for heavy sexual themes, alcohol and drug consumption, and the various fantasy trappings. Lots of swearing-- But this is not a porn game. (Yet.) See the page for a list of common trigger warnings. (Coming Soon)
 
Can you win all the hearts? I bet you can't. I made it tricky.